Total Medals Earned: 1,891 (From 168 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,430 Points
Medals Earned: 11/11 (245/245 points)
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Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Give the host hepatitis
Give the host herpes
Kill a white blood cell
Complete a level after having taken damage
Kill the host
Kill 10 white blood cells
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds
Medals Earned: 6/10 (80/150 points)
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Gigantor survives the battle
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Mindchamber survives the battle
Medals Earned: 6/6 (140/140 points)
Defeat the Drunk Father
Defeat the Neighborhood Owner
Find the place to take a rest
Defeat the Best Fighter
Defeat the Trashcan Lover
Medals Earned: 58/58 (500/500 points)
have $5000
write 10 books
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
get in the top 40 of the book charts
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
get in the top 10 of the book charts
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
reach #1 on the book charts
Medals Earned: 4/5 (275/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (190/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 13/18 (220/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.